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Sporting Clube de Portugal

A portuguese football team.
Nowadays are shit.
Deus Ilori plays for them.
Causes depression to millions of fans
Sporting Clube de Portugal and Ilori are dog shit
by Deus no Comando February 4, 2020
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Mormon Clause

Pertaining to someone who Christian- Latter-day Saints when their belief prevents them from doing something, or is the reason for their actions. Another way of saying "I can't, I'm Mormon."
I need someone down here who understands my stupid sarcasm and who would want to go get mariposa mochas without coffee due to the Mormon Clause!
by Jon Stephens February 25, 2009
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Santa Clause

Incorrect spelling of Santa Claus often used by the careless or the illiterate, possibly the result of learning to read from film titles.
'The Santa Clause' is a film starring Tim Allen.
by schooby September 13, 2008
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The Closet

A place for all the baby gays so increase their gayness, and when they leave the closet they will be a grown up gay and be comfortable in their gayness 🌈🌈
Oh my god you see a baby gay in its natural habitat peeking out of the closet, now walking out, now shutting the closet door. And now that gay is burning that closet with their beautiful rainbow fire. THE END🌈🌈🌈!
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closet jew

A person that is afraid to come out of the closet b/c they might get cut out from their family's wealth or they might be killed due to being gay.
Bret: Whats the deal with that Frankie Fernandez kid?
Peter: idk he's rich as hell and he dresses like a fuckin homo.
Taylor: He's a closet jew, hes afraid that his parents will cut him off.
by Poopstain6971 May 2, 2008
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close your head

"close your head, bo, and i won't squirt metal."
by sspades March 22, 2009
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dj clue

Someone who shouts over popular club hip hop songs and then calls it a remix. Also known as DJ Get A Clue. Pollutes P2P networks with his crappy versions of songs.
DJ Clue clue clue...BRAND NEW REMIX remix remix...FEATURING JAY Z jay z DMX dmx DESERT STORM WHAT what what...
by dj clue May 1, 2004
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