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monkey claw pocket

The little pocket on a pair of jeans, where you can only use one finger reach in to on a pair of jeans
Where did you put the pill at? its in my monkey claw pocket, good luck getting it out of there !
by Lil Bear,Papa Bear February 1, 2023
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White clawed

When a woman sucks a guys cock, then spits his cum into her hand and slaps him in the face with his own cum.
by Welpshit December 30, 2021
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clapper-clawed

To claw at with your nails; to beat on; to abuse.
Hamilton relaxed and rejoiced with the knowledge that the future President was just a clapper-clawed hack.
by Tattatu November 20, 2016
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cougar claws

Cougar claws: a sexual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below
Bill: Hey man, how did things go with that Cougar from the bar the other night?
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!
by Aurexal October 6, 2016
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Lobster Claw Syndrome

When a person (usually a gamer) does things they don't mean to do because they accidentally press all the wrong buttons, usually due to stress or simply having huge fingers. Can cause lots of rage depending on what accidentally occurs and when.
My mate has lobster claw syndrome and it sometimes seems like he's button mashing.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022
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Lobster Claw

The sexual act of using one hand to pleasure a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously.

This is done by joining the pointer finger and middle into one claw and inserting in one hole, while forming the the second claw with the ring finger and pinkie and inserting into another hole.
Jimmy: "Man I totally lobster clawed that girl out last night."
Frankie: "Oh yea? Did you claw her up hard?"
Jimmy: "Hell yea I did, I Lobstered her all night!"
by AyeSugarTits May 30, 2018
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Lobster Claw.

A woman's vagina when she has syphilis. Smells like fish and red in color.
I was going to perform oral sex on my girlfriend but i noticed she had lobster claw.
by Shagga1 August 23, 2018
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