Poughkeepsie crab claw

A technique of shitting on social media so sad fags come looking for a new definition from 9GAG, only to realize that they've been Pughkeepsie crab clawed.

Man, I thought Fresh brought me something new, but I just got Poughkeepsie crab clawed.

by SoopirV November 6, 2017

Claw Dangor

A universal term to mean anything the user wants or intends. Also used as an effective confusion tactic meant to send the recipient into a downward spiral of wtfuckery. Claw dangor can be used when the user doesn't know what to say in any situation along with any emotion felt, as well.

"Noah is such a claw dangor."
"Liam is my little claw dangor."
Person 1: "Oh yeah?! Is that what you think?! Claw dangor."
Person 2: "What."

by JustinR507 June 17, 2016

Bear Claw

When you're fucking someone between their feet and you cum between them.

Hmm David makes the best bear claws in town
Really granny Joann loves bear claws
Really?? I wouldn't expect that from her she should go see him then
Sure I'll let her know, she loves raspberry ones
...um sure then

by Rangell April 21, 2016

cougar claws

Cougar claws: a sexual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below

Bill: Hey man, how did things go with that Cougar from the bar the other night?
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!

by Aurexal October 6, 2016

razor claw

It's when you are sitting there and have a random boner

Billy: ha ha you have a razor claw
Mark: O dang i hope no one else sees it

by Tsms1 May 4, 2018

pterodactyl claw

Similar to a camel toe but much more aggressive.

I reached over to Josh and leached on to his pterodactyl claw

by Yeeeyeeyeee May 6, 2018

Bitch claws

The long and disgusting false finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.

*sees a picture of a woman who says she is suffering because she hasn’t had sex in a week*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here”

by Alphabetical Spaghetti December 18, 2020