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Chris

Adjective used to describe someone who is lazy, always complains about anything, and does not leave facebook for more than a few minutes. Someone who always complains about being tired and never has any time to do anything and has a very small weiner.
Person 1: Hey, let's do something tonight.
Person 2: I'm too tired and I got homework to do and I got to work and I just don't have time do anything.
Person 3: You are pulling a chris right now.
by BackupBandits1 April 19, 2012
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

If he's a wrestler he's most likely hot especially if he's from California, if he'll not a wrestler then he's most likely a stoner or a little shit
Chris is a real badass. Or Chris is a little dipshit.
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A toxic fuck stick who plays Blackbeard in high plat
Look at Chris being toxic, playing Blackbeard in plat what a shit
by Venixzzy October 11, 2018
mugGet the Chrismug.

CHRIS

wack and really gay loves sweet tea but also like bbc
he had bbc for dinner.chris is big dummy.chris is not loyal.
by gansterquotes June 28, 2019
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Chris

A goof nigga that always get bitches even if they ugly asf. He is also very caring, protecting, and will beat your ass if you cross him wrong. Very freaky. And not so smart
Girl : You know that nigga chris?

Boy : Yea he goofy asf
by TiddieMilk1919 May 07, 2018
by Cr-s July 17, 2019
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Chris

A chris is a person who is honest and funny, who will always be there for someone even if he does not like them. A Chris is someone you know you can count on and trust to be there for you even when you can't be there for yourself. Find yourself a chris, there the greatest
Is that a chris?
You bet it is!
by Rosey King May 31, 2018
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Chris

I saw him lay down on a puddle so that some twitch thot would wouldn’t step on it he’s a fat ass hole that no one likes he is the biggest simp and he hi chris
by Not nick July 1, 2020
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