cooper wilke

a male with an inverted micro penis, usually a microscope is needed to see it

he had a cooper wilke, his penis was so small!

by Erik Nowak June 24, 2018

Cooper

A sexy beast nobody wants to mess with

Oh, look at that Cooper

by Cooper with 3 O’s February 7, 2019

Cooper

cooper is someone who is quite average at life but still manages to beat his brother. You know what they say each brothers more retarted than the other

Damn, you’re a Cooper

by Cooper is my daddy April 10, 2019

Noodle Choker

A noodle choker is a person who routinely sucks on cock.

Ben is a well known noodle choker on campus.

by Yeh-Shen November 23, 2009

PG Cooper's Movie Reviews

A blog written and maintained by PG Cooper and HT Schuyler. The first post premiered on September 9th, 2010. The site features reviews, lists, commentaries, and retrospectives. Visit for thoughts from two insightful movie guys.

PG Cooper's Movie Reviews found at: pgcooper1939.wordpress.com

by PG Cooper May 25, 2011

Baloney Choker

A slang term or phrase for a queer, faggot, etc. Especially one who deep throats a lot of dick.

Look at that faggot in the pink pants and yellow shirt. I bet he's a real baloney choker!

by G-Ill October 23, 2011

Wet choker

Truest form of a pearl necklace. Nut all around the neck and chin after a 69. Nut gets all in and around the hair follicles. Not recommended for dandruff control.

Gentleman: My lady do you care for a 69?

Lady: Yes but only if you will grace me with a wet choker.

by Brian/Dbaby May 19, 2016