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chicago doormat

A single solid flat curb stomp to the back of the head while the victim is laying on their stomach on the sidewalk.
Man, did you see Frankie give that guy a Chicago Doormat?
by Kejax October 7, 2017
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Chicago Ninja

When someone is passed out so hard dropping a steaming pile on their chest wouldn't wake them up. You get a fan blowing on them on high. The you rub one out standing behind the fan, and spooge so it gets blown all over them through the fan, which hopefully belongs to them.
She passed out so hard last night I hit her with the Chicago Ninja and left.
by Bring an umbrella August 15, 2016
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Chicago Winter

When a girl chews up a bunch of ice cubes and blows the cold air onto your balls, causing them to shrivel up if cold enough. Usually an act of malice
"holy shit dude, don't let your girl give you the Chicago winter"
by BlueSh1ft December 21, 2022
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Chicago backstop

When a female eats a large meal of mexican food than takes laxatives. Then right before discharging, the man fucks her anally in an attempt to prevent defication.
I took my lady to Toxic Hell last night and gave her a Chicago Backstop later.
by Sgt Harding April 4, 2008
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Chicago Typewriter

When you fuck a chick from behind (anal or vaginal) and you pull your cock out right before you cum and tap it on her back as you cum making a sound like a typewriter
I left a red mark on shirley's back when I gave her a chicago typewriter
by Dude that fucks Jessica Alba October 15, 2008
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little chicago

Hamilton, ohio In the 1920 Chicago gangsters made Hamilton, Ohio their second home. John Dillinger is documented to have been a visitor to Hamilton. During World War II, due to the large number of gambling and prostitution establishments such as Madame Freeze's and the long row of prostitution establishments along Wood Street (now called Pershing Ave), the entire city was declared off-limits to military personnel.
Hamilton is still known as little Chicago, although it is now just a drug infested shit hole, that some folks call home.
Screw Cincinnati, lets go to little Chicago, the crack rocks are bigger there.
by Ford Lawnmower October 18, 2007
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chicago wolves

The rudest team in AHL history.

Not the Blackhawks farm team.
by Samantha M March 5, 2008
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