Chef Hot Messica

See "Chef Fuckboy-rdee" for a masculine forward term. Clumsy, untrained and learning on fly, a Chef Hot Messica is an adult, typically in their late 20's and 30's, navigating the world of cuisine on her own. UberEats? in THIS economy?! Oh no, this partially domesticated Goddess uses a chaotic charm and limited patience to make a reasonably edible dish that will keep her alive. Self-taught, zero chill, too many cooking appliances she will never use and 100% MAXIMUM EFFORT.

"After setting the alarm off for the third time this week, Chef Hot Messica finally figured out how to use the dial on the stove and was able to make a charred, but still edible, quesadilla."

by Oh we have to use pseudonyms? June 17, 2025

back-burner chef

n. like a backseat driver, but with cooking.

My girl wanted me to cook for her one night, but she kept telling me what I was doing wrong and changing things around to make it "better." She's such a back-burner chef!

by the_lololagist September 26, 2010

Cheffing

Northern slang: Throwing up

Me and my mate went out last night, he can’t hold his drink, he was cheffing all over

by Big beefy balls September 11, 2021

Chef

A different word for shank or stab, it refers to a chefs knife. Some say its the modern version of butcher.

Blud, come to my ends ill chef you.

by jake skatskat November 2, 2019