cealous

1. A form of jealousy. Commonly found in persons who reside in residencies lacking house spirit. Derived from the word 'Cecil'.
2. An emotion that typically refers to the negative thoughts and feelings of insecurity, fear, and anxiety over a feeling of inadequacy of one's place of residence when in comparison to Nelson.

Antonym: Nelsonismism

The Stanmore house had a bad case of cealousy.

by The Chapters of Nelson November 9, 2009

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Celloops

Having to return to work or home because you have forgotten your cell phone. Pronounced: "cell" "oops." Used to express frustration at having to retrace your steps to get your cell. Say "celloops" in place of a curse word.

Celloops, I'm going to be late again.

by JAGNYC December 31, 2009

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ceiling jellyfish

any reflection of the sun off an irregularly shaped object that creates a jellyfish-like image on the ceiling

"Dude, what's that funky thing on your celing?"

"Which thing?"

"That's funny it moves when you move."

"Really?"

"Yeah ... it must be a ceiling jellyfish coming from your bald head."

"... hmph ... "

by Rossisaurus February 6, 2010

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cellotomy

Removal of the cell phone from someone who just can't let it go. Also cellectomy (from the roots cell phone + lobotomy/appendectomy)

That girl is talking so loud on her cell, you can hear her lifestory all over the supermarket.

Yeah, she needs a cellotomy!

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The woman sitting next to me at the poetry reading could not stop texting, she needs a cellectomy

by thesalad June 12, 2011

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Ceiling Joke

A joke that is over your head, like a ceiling. You don't understand it at all.

#1 - "What if soy milk is simply regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?"

#2 - "Dude I don't know Spanish, that's a fucking ceiling joke."

by NickySticks September 15, 2013

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