Chone

Literally anything in the world. Used mainly as a cool nickname between teenagers or a random word used to confuse their parents.

Dude that dude Michael is a chone!

Yeah chone it up brai!

by Ice cream pie March 30, 2009

self-licking ice cream cone

a) An organization or entity whose sole purpose is promoting its own existence and splendor.

b) Any act whose primary consequence is the agrandizement of the actor

In both instances, the organization and/or act are inherently useless.

Armed Forces celebrating Memorial Day and Veterans' Day or the Catholic Church preaching from its own translation of the Bible are about as useful as a self-licking ice cream cone.

by der Hahn December 19, 2010

Coner

when you get a giant boner from either looking at or stealing traffic cones

oh man spenser, i have a huuuge coner right now

by newman July 25, 2004

Double Shot Cone

A very enticing kid's sundae at Friendly's that is conveniently shaped like a penis.

Guy 1: "What are you getting as a sundae?"
Guy 2: "I think I want the Double Shot Cone."
Guy 1: "But dude, you can't get that, it's on the kids' menu."
Guy 2: "I know but it looks SOOOOOO GOOOOD!"

by Batfreak April 6, 2010

Cone

peice ona bong used for packin weed into

i just smoked a thumb packed cone and pulled it in one

by kristle November 25, 2003

cloner

A clownin' ass stoner.

clown+stoner=cloner. Get it, bitch??

by x_2_c April 20, 2008

coneing

Driving into a McDonald's drive-through and ordering one or more soft serve cones.
You pay for your soft serve cone(s) and then when you accept it, you pick it up from the icecream side instead of the usual "cone" side. This results in your hand covered in icecream and an extremely baffled McDonald's worker.
Variations can also be referred to as coneing or "cone-ing"

Man 1: "I was just coneing the other day, people thought I was retarded."
Man 2: "What's coneing?"
Man 1: "OMG, it's the new planking, go look it up!"

by ErC1123458 December 8, 2011