Capriphile

Goat fucker

Farmer Jim found a Capriphile fucking his prized goat on his goat farm

by Castajoshellano April 26, 2013

capri-sun vodkas

A drink promising side effects that will; render you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and then will theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper

Omg  I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping  to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of  Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time

by JuicyOliwia6669 September 20, 2017

CapriSun

When your condom is filled with cum after sex

Man I really had a caprisun after fucking that girl last night

by Bimjo December 10, 2017

Carrier landing

A sex act in which a woman lays face up on a bed, and hangs her head over the edge, so that her face is upside down and oriented toward an erect man several feet away. The man turns off the lights, closes his eyes, shouts "carrier landing!" and runs and jumps, aiming to land with his penis in her mouth and his face in her vagina. Bonus points is she yells "call the ball!" while he's in the air.

Last night I got with Kimberly in a hotel room, and I gave her a carrier landing from the other bed

by Crisco_Camping September 28, 2019

Capricorn

THE best people you WILL EVER MEET. They are smart, good looking, kinda moody sometimes but that's not a problem. If you meet one then you SHOULD feel BLESSED! If you are one then WELL DONE you have accomplished life.

I wish I was a Capricorn.

by g'day12390 March 12, 2021

Eric Carrier II

The crazy bitch who is an epic descendant of the late and very missed wabajacker. Eric is a f-ing weirdo and if you come across this person they will usually be wabajacking or playing video games.

Dude look at that guy wabajacking, he's a f-ing epic weirdo! It must be Eric Carrier II

by Flublar June 14, 2010

dirty capricorn

Tiffany

This girl, she is an absolute dirty capricorn .... she gave me a good ol rusty trombone last night. But that wasn't enough for her... she then proceeded to ask me if I could give her a Russian submarine. But instead I gave her the dirty pirate and my patriot pooped on her.

by anonymous July 5, 2020