An injury inflicted by words or a certain configuration of noises, symptoms may include discoloration of face, ego. Weeping ( ocular, vaginal or anal)
If you experience a word bruise that lasts for more than 4 hours, run away and find an adult.
Common treatments for word bruises are;
Face diapers, phenobarbital, crying with kittens and ball growth encouragement thereapy
If you experience a word bruise that lasts for more than 4 hours, run away and find an adult.
Common treatments for word bruises are;
Face diapers, phenobarbital, crying with kittens and ball growth encouragement thereapy
Why are you walking funny?
I have a word bruise on my sphincter , someone said I look fat in this dress.
You do!
Now I have a word bruise on my vagina! It feels like its full of sand!
I have a word bruise on my sphincter , someone said I look fat in this dress.
You do!
Now I have a word bruise on my vagina! It feels like its full of sand!
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Get the Lukas Brudl mug.The inevitable result of strong Bruh Momentum. After cringe status has been reached, and a prolonged bruh occurs, the catastrophe of a Cataclysmic Bruhsplosion becomes unavoidable.
Causing massive amounts of brain hemorrhage and in many cases death, the Cataclysmic Bruhsplosion is one of the most dangerous modern occurrences. A Bruhsplosion in populated areas can result in millions of deaths from the impact, and even more from the residual bruh energy left behind, which is toxic to all lifeforms.
The only way to achieve this is with tier 4 bruh momentum, requiring a large bruh moment to begin with. Since 1973, the S.O.B (Society of Bruh) has outlawed even tier 2 bruh momentum, making a Cataclysmic Bruhsplosion rare in the wild. Since then, only 12, on record, have ever happened. They are most easily triggered by bad governmental policy.
Causing massive amounts of brain hemorrhage and in many cases death, the Cataclysmic Bruhsplosion is one of the most dangerous modern occurrences. A Bruhsplosion in populated areas can result in millions of deaths from the impact, and even more from the residual bruh energy left behind, which is toxic to all lifeforms.
The only way to achieve this is with tier 4 bruh momentum, requiring a large bruh moment to begin with. Since 1973, the S.O.B (Society of Bruh) has outlawed even tier 2 bruh momentum, making a Cataclysmic Bruhsplosion rare in the wild. Since then, only 12, on record, have ever happened. They are most easily triggered by bad governmental policy.
Person 1: "Bro we should stop selling guns to midgets"
Person 2: "Dude that's so cringe"
Person 1: *Continue's to talk about it*
Person 2: "Dude watch out, you don't want to cause a Cataclysmic Bruhsplosion"
Person 2: "Dude that's so cringe"
Person 1: *Continue's to talk about it*
Person 2: "Dude watch out, you don't want to cause a Cataclysmic Bruhsplosion"
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If you see a Indian looking person say Indian brudda or if you see a Indian gang or group say Indian bruddas.
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I want it so rough that I have "dirty bruises"!
I want it so rough that I have "dirty bruises"!
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