Brandon

The act of one male giving another male head or oral sex

I heard about that one guy given that other guy some Brandon in the bathroom!

by wordfucker November 12, 2009

Brandon

Perverted neighbor who Masturbates to penis mutilation porn.

My neighbor the sex offender is a brandon who likes genital mutilations.

by psycho daddi July 14, 2011

Brandon

A self-centered, hypocritical, sadistic man who blames all appalling and cruel behavior on some imagined disease. Posessing a false sense of security about his sexual prowess. Extremely arrogant but lacking considerably in talent and intelligence.

That man over there making his grandmother change his tire, such a Brandon!

by truthbetoldsoothsayer19 February 09, 2010

Brandon

A fucking hottie who loves a girl named lindsay

Brandon loves lindsay so much he would die for her.

by Does It Matter?!?!?!?!?!??!? September 10, 2006

Brandon

Gay ginger that likes black dicks in his ass and in his

He likes gay penis brandon

by jcns February 03, 2016

Brandon

Brandon likes to get ass fucked in the bathroom. Typically public bathrooms with strangers. Aka: glory holes.

"Hey do you know where Brandon is?"
"Ah dude he went to the bathroom so probs getting fucked idk"
"Ugh that's so typically 'brandon'."

by Idgafimonlyheretoproveapoint May 26, 2019

Brandon

A relatively slick, yet reserved individual who has an unrelenting, arguably disturbing fixation for tot wees. His affinity for tot wees is boldy displayed through twiddling, fiddling and all out diddling. If you come across a Brandon the best course of action is to notify the appropriate authorities as he is likely wanted in numerous municipalities. Salacious.

"Hide you kids, Brandon is on the loose"

"Did you hear Brandon got banned from Disney World?!"

Q:Where is Brandon?

A: Probably over there on that jumping castle. If not there, check the seesaw or tire swing.

by Tastycrumpets October 25, 2013