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bearded clam

by nick April 11, 2003
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Magic beard man

More than 75% of the world's population believes in the magic beard man.
by candy ass May 15, 2009
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boo boo bear

That pet name used by that really annoying overly affectionate couple.
Sean- "Babe. Now babe, you know I can't- babe."

Kristen- "Love you boo boo bear!"
by yaaaaahbridge May 4, 2011
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Teddy Bear

A word to mean a man/guy who is chubby, cute and cuddly. They are usually tall with exotic names. If a Teddy Bear has a girlfriend, she will never refer to him by his real name but only by "Teddy Bear". They are very lovable and give free hugs and free teddy bears.
Person 1: Look! There's a Teddy Bear over there!
Person 2: Nah, that's just Patrick
by SunnyTeddyBear September 14, 2014
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penis bear

The term "penis bear" originated in southern Ireland, where bears would roam the streets at night and stick their penis through the holes in the walls of wooden houses, scaring children. When the head of the household would see a penis bear's dick come through the wall of his house, he would ring a special bell that signalled "penis bear" to the neighborhood.
"Quick Ellen, get the boiling water, there's a PENIS BEAR outside!"
by danielle flesher November 9, 2007
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Epic Beard Man

Aka Thomas Bruso, a true legend.

EBM (a 67 year old) was on an AC transit bus talking to his friend, when an ignorant thug (who turns out to be murderer) picks a verbal fight with him. EBM moves to the front to stop himself handing out a beating, but thug leaves him no choice by lashing out. EBM beat his ass down, busting his nose in the process.

The video of the incident was posted up on Youtube, and became a fast-growing internet hit shortly afterwards- prompting many news articles.

Random facts about EBM:

-Is a war veteran (Vietnam)
-Wore a t-shirt with 'I am a motherfucker' emblazoned on the back
-Now has a pair of Stacy Adams shoes
Epic Beard Man: "Don't fuck with senior citizens, they're gonna surprise you once in a while"
by umar_i February 20, 2010
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Build-a-Bear

A Build-a-Bear is a man or person who lacks the basic ability to keep and maintain a healthy relationship. They often have much potential, but never seek it out. They lack common decency and are often looking for a booty call. They bring a person to love them and don’t have intentions to make it real.
“You still talkin to that Build-a-Bear?” “Girl, he’s a Build-a-Bear. Don’t waste your time or he will waste yours!” “You deserve so much better than a Build-a-Bear!”
by The Poet Hoe December 15, 2022
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