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bern him at the stake

Put a player on blast with the knowledge that doing so will make him have his best game of the season.
“Wow, you really must be down on Hays to bern him at the stake today in the thread.”

Hays: *hits for the cycle*
by project141764 June 3, 2024
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Bennus

The day League dies is the day Bennus stops playing
by Suuyaaya July 6, 2024
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berkus

Berkus (noun)
1. A surname of Jewish origin, primarily Ashkenazi, often derived from the Yiddish word “berk,” meaning “oak” or “strength.”
2. A term referring to a person of Jewish ethnicity or descent, with roots in Eastern European Jewish communities. The surname Berkus is typically associated with Jewish cultural and religious heritage, reflecting the long-standing traditions of Jewish families in the region.
“The Berkus family has lived in the region for generations, their roots tracing back to Eastern European Jewish communities in the early 19th century.”
by Capshields December 4, 2024
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Bermudian Fishcake

The act of two or more women scissoring while defecating. The observing person takes the mixture of squishy poo and cums on it and mixes it with flour and batter and then they cook it in an oven and eat it for dinner
'John' - "Hey guys what do you what for dinner"
'girl' - "I was thinking about making a homemade bermudian fishcake!"
'John' - "sounds good"
by FRM441 December 12, 2024
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Bermudian Flicker Gooning

Bermudian Flicker Gooning is a method of flicker gooning where you goon directly into a fan, doing it so much that the wind pressure combined with the volume of semen/squirt juices creates a hurricane, representing the Bermuda Triangle.
"Hey bro, did you try out Bermudian Flicker Gooning yet? Everyone's doing it!"
by 0nxva0 December 26, 2024
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Barnum’s Law

A terrible thing happens when you don’t promote: nothing.

Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register

Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999
Barnum’s Law dictates that having an elevator pitch ready in case the CEO asks you what your function is could be a matter of keeping your job.
by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025
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Barnum-Forer Logic Theory

A metalogic fallacy named after the Barnum-Forer effect (where people accept vague, generic statements as personally accurate). It applies this to reasoning: using broad, unfalsifiable logical claims that sound profound but are essentially meaningless or applicable to anything. The logic is so vague it can be stretched to "prove" any pre-existing bias, providing a facade of rationality without substantive rigor. It’s the intellectual equivalent of a fortune cookie.
Barnum-Forer Logic Theory Example: In an online debate about politics, someone argues, "Well, logically, the optimal system is one that balances order and freedom." This statement is unimpeachably vague—no one is for imbalance—and can be used to justify fascism or anarchism. It sounds logical, but it's an empty container filled with whatever the speaker already believes, providing a false sense of rational justification.
by Dumu The Void February 7, 2026
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