Fedophile

Someone who has strong desires to sexually harrass and manhandle federal agents

Regardless of agency

"Man i would slam that gash"

"Yeah but shes a FED dude she'll shoot your dog!"

"Sounds like my kind of gal! Let her shoot my dog then we hate fuck!"

"Bro what the fuck? Are you a fedophile?"

by YURI Illyo December 18, 2024

Pedophile

Tommy

Tommy likes little kids that makes him a pedophile

by Jdjsjsjsjjsj December 30, 2024

Pedophile

Diddy is a pedophile. Before he was exposed and going to trial, every afternoon Diddy would walk by the local elementary school, watching the children happily play outside, and there's always a bulge in his pants when he is around them.

Dude why are you trying to talk to my daughter? She is 6 years old you pedophile!

by luh99 January 15, 2025

pedophile

a deranged and disgusting adult, who is sexually attracted to minors.

alot of famous people turn out to be pedophiles.

by emuotori.onomatopoeia February 23, 2025

Barophile

Someone who is sexually aroused by pressure, such as tight hugs, being laid on top of, stepped on, pinched, shoved against something, etc.
This usually is followed by intense embarrassment due to the unconventional circumstances in which this arousal takes place

Person 1: dude, I heard they are a barophile!

Person 2: yeah, they were all too flustered when (bully) shoved them against the bike rack…
Person1: explains why they were so enthusiastic for the new wrestling club

by Lexithetransfem March 18, 2025

Pedophile

If you think you are one, you are not

Pedophile-ocd is the leading cause of suicidal thoughts in teenage/younger men.

by Hello-553669 April 27, 2025

Pedophile

An adult who is merely seen as some unpleasant, unfavoring nuisance to some teenagers or young adults; typically (though not exclusively) those who're self-entitled, hotheaded, self-absorbed and/or simply intolerant

Though the original terminology to mean an adult who has sexual favor for pre-pubescent is still being used, one can bet that at least half the "pedos" who're alleged to be "pedos" are likely nothing more than ordinary, uncriminal adults who are the target of retaliation by malicious young folks.

Shalyla: Mr. John's, the PE teacher, totally wanted to fail us because we were talking during class, and we get frustrated when we have to learn how to soccer.

Denise: ugh. He is such a creeper pedophile, the way he picks on us GIRLS....

Shalyla: Heh. I'll bet there's something in his background that we can expose. Let's go to the principle; or, better yet, the police.

>=)

by Ace_Chen May 3, 2025