scrat beaver

someone who acts like they have a dick and a 12inch dildo on their eye and smell of sloppy puse juice mixed with a fat womens sick with carrot and when the juice goes on any thing it melts it and causes nuclear warfare and spaz attack up a dogs dick

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by scrat master of munters clack May 9, 2011

Chasing Beavers

1. To hang out with a significant other in a platonic way. As in, hang out in nature rather than fuck eachother's brains out. Normally used as a code-word between partners, as this is usually a dishonorable act.

2. Being determined to find intercourse immediately. Usually a term used by males. (Beaver being slang for large manifestation of pubic hair)

Dude never slows down, he's always chasing beavers!

by hellbound45 June 11, 2011

Beaver Basket

A small, convertible automobile marketed toward women - especially the Volkswagen Cabriolet or Mini Cooper Convertible.

Did you see Mike's new car? Be bought a fucking Miata. We've gotta give him shit about it - it's a total beaver basket!

by David452 June 29, 2008

Beaver Brown

when a woman straddles her partner who is sitting on the couch, rips a loud fart, and proceeds to hold the back of the couch around her partner's neck while yelling "Smell it! Smell it!"

Lana is such a bitch, she Beaver Browned me twice last night

by brownigan April 16, 2014

magnum beaver

Noun: the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

OMG, your mom is the biggest magnum beaver!

by Aldon September 8, 2006

Beaver Bread

The end of a baguette which is extremely crusty, therefore hard. Called "Beaver Bread" due to the process of consuming it which is knawing like a beaver with the front teeth.

"This bread is heaps crusty, idk if i can eat it"
"Bro course you can, its "Beaver Bread".
"Whaaat?"
"Look it up sherlock"

by beavers4lifey July 8, 2011

Crusty Beaver

Similar to the male term smegma which smells like feta cheese. The excess crud that grows in and around the female genatalia over time when its not washed often.

While i was munching on some feta cheese the smell instantly reminded me of Alexa's crusty beaver.

by Clarence Jackson October 6, 2009