These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
Get the Beanie Bastardmug. by Jeffrey Jangles March 6, 2017
Get the Turbo Bastardmug. 1: A person who uses to much of one condiment on a wide variety of food.
2: Someone who condemns you about what kind of condiment or seasoning you put on your food.
3: A person who is fatherless and of mixed race that does not know the ethnicity of their father.
2: Someone who condemns you about what kind of condiment or seasoning you put on your food.
3: A person who is fatherless and of mixed race that does not know the ethnicity of their father.
Example 1- Person A: I love ranch dressing, I put it on all my foods. Person B: You flavor bastard
Example 2- Person A: Why are you putting so much pepper on your popcorn? Person B: Why are you being such a flavor bastard?
Example 3- Person A: Are you Black Chinese or Black Japanese? Person B: Don't know, I'm a flavor bastard.
Example 2- Person A: Why are you putting so much pepper on your popcorn? Person B: Why are you being such a flavor bastard?
Example 3- Person A: Are you Black Chinese or Black Japanese? Person B: Don't know, I'm a flavor bastard.
by Cha0s0rder October 1, 2013
Get the Flavor Bastardmug. A greasy bastard is one who lives with you but avoids you, is greasy as fuck and enjoys to suck the dick of his "cool" friends
A$aptvrd- what greasy bastard left this giant pizza box in the fridge with only one slice
Baraty- I think it was that greasy batard joe
Ell Dog Malone- yea the greasy bastard is at Benedictine chuggin' Schlong and just left it in the fridge
Baraty- I think it was that greasy batard joe
Ell Dog Malone- yea the greasy bastard is at Benedictine chuggin' Schlong and just left it in the fridge
by P1mpDaddyJick February 28, 2017
Get the Greasy bastardmug. by Sabrinaswords May 8, 2018
Get the evil bastardmug. by Real Lady October 16, 2008
Get the Whore's Bastardmug. A lollypop man/woman with one of them lumo fluorescent jackets on, that just happens to be a real Cunt to everyone that isnt an adult.
by Dexterslab June 7, 2011
Get the Lumo bastardmug.