bailey

the type of guy to wake up on a sunday morning after an absolute skunk of night and instead of making himself a nice coffee, he packs a romper of a beug. afterwards he will look up into your eyes and stay play ball, the cunt is ready for anything. trust me hold on the bailey he will get you quality buds in any situation.

example 1:

bailey: hey boys im hungry, im gonna go have a beug.
example 2:
bailey: look man im just horny, pack me a beug and find me a four, i dont really have standards at this point.
example 3:
guy 1: who is the guy passed out in the bush?
guy2: dont worry man thats just bailey being bailey.

by legaliseroofies November 2, 2020

Bailey

i am Bailey

my name is Bailey

by sussyimposteramoguslol May 24, 2021

Bailey

Bailey is, wow, Bailey is everything you could ever need. Damn, she's charming, absolutely gorgeous, insanely smart, genuinely caring, analogies and examples couldn't even display how amazing she is. Bailey is the girl you need when you get home after a long day of just shit, you can lay your head on her lap and she can soothe you within the second. Bailey is the girl we don't deserve, but she's there for us anyway. I love you so much Bailey, keep being awesome.

I wonder if you'll see this Bailey

- Not Arthur

My friend: Are you going to the party tonight?
Me: No, its a waste of time.
My friend: Bailey's gonna be there!
Me: Have you seen my keys anywhere, ahhh, here are my shoes. C'mon were gonna be late.

by SaintlySaint June 29, 2021

Wyatt bailey

Short, big sexy , has the coolest overalls , great smile, the also tend to have beautiful shiny brown hair that smells like ausie shampoo, also has the tendency to suffer shititis,
Tend to be more red neck and dumber than the average male

That guy over there is totally a Wyatt

Damnnnnnnnn shawty is yo name wyatt Bailey?!

by Gayboiiii January 16, 2023

Kisha Bailey

Only the hottest mother trucker alive. She is hecka gay exept when it come to BTS.

Kisha Bailey is the hottest girl ever and I wish she’d look at me instead of Jeon Junkook.

by taleniaclesh76 December 6, 2019

Bailey

a short little fuck whos voice concludes of all of mariah careys high notes.

look how short bailey is, his voice is so high pitched that only dogs can hear it!!!

by Short Fuck Bailey August 2, 2025

Max Bailey

Bigger heavy set man that will make you cream your pants in less than a matter of seconds.

Did you see Max Bailey walking down the street yesterday. He made me cream my panties.

by anonymous March 4, 2022