by Schmittyfish March 09, 2014
by KTM 3 July 14, 2008
by Bingloman October 09, 2008
by BagelBoy29 May 14, 2019
A person that employs bagel sniffing in order to determine bagel tastiness. Often times a lazy dumb ass who surfs the internet every morning until the department baby sitter comes in, and then a little more discreetly for the rest of the day.
person 1: I'm having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: That dumb ass will only make things worse.
person 2: Yea, just call Eric or Gil.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: That dumb ass will only make things worse.
person 2: Yea, just call Eric or Gil.
by AlexTheNewGuy January 18, 2006
When you go to get some breakfast at Denny's or Mcdonalds and the breakfast just makes you wanna barf out your soul.
I went to Denny's to get some grub but when i looked at the food, it was like a the biggest nipple bagel i have ever seen.
by o-my-damn November 08, 2008
A sexual encounter that occurs when you get sloppy seconds and you use the first guys creampie (He left it, so he wont need it anyway.) as lubrication for the female recipiant's anus.
"Hey, Francine."
"Yes, Jack?"
"Since Charles just got done, I was wondering if I could Interest you in a Swedish Bagel."
"Yes, Jack?"
"Since Charles just got done, I was wondering if I could Interest you in a Swedish Bagel."
by psyk0b0y November 24, 2006