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Murphy Burger

A sexual act where upon a fresh pile of turd is laid on the chest of another while hovering from above (Cleveland Steamer). This act is immediately followed by the ass cheeks which produced the turb being lowered upon the turd squashing it into a patty like shape. This can be performed slowly or violently.
I thought he was just going to give me a Cleveland Steamer when all of a sudden out of the blue he dropped ass and turned it into a Murphy Burger.
by Pirate Tom January 8, 2009
mugGet the Murphy Burgermug.

burger champ

The person who eats the most of any type of burger or sandwich. Most competitions take place with anywhere between 3 - 5 guys and the burgers/sandwiches are usually off the $1 menu at a fast food restaurant.
Big Dude 1: "Ok, Cajuns on three, let's do this. 1, 2, 3!"

(all start chowing down)

Big Dude 2: "I'm done!"

Skinny Dude: "I'm done too!"

Big Dude 1: "Holy shit dude. I'm so full. I can't take that third one. I'm done."

Skinny Dude: "Yes! I can't believe I beat one of you."

Big Dude 2: "Yeah nice job. You're definitely the burger champ right now. Your skinny ass had an uphill battle all the way."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
mugGet the burger champmug.

woolie burger

She has the best woolie burger i have ever had.
by private and undisclosed September 9, 2005
mugGet the woolie burgermug.

Chunch Burger

Dude, Hannah totally let me have her chunch burger last night!!
by !^#w$% May 7, 2009
mugGet the Chunch Burgermug.

Burger league

A place where Pessidog ran away because his daddies ESPN and Bleacher Report reside here. He was spotted just yesterday farming against some KKK members in Dallas
"Where is pessidog, I've not seen him in Paris"
"Oh guess what, he went to scare and farm against the KKK members in the burger league"
"Oh, make sure to tell FIFA to give him his humble d'or and burger d'or or he'll wipe out Curaçao and retire"
by honest pessidog fan August 8, 2023
mugGet the Burger leaguemug.

ass burger

A nasty piece of shit that is stuck between your ass cheeks for over four days.
Dude, you smell like an ass burger.
by CPrice May 18, 2006
mugGet the ass burgermug.

Crunk Burger

A combination of a 99 cent junior cheese burger and 99 cent chicken nuggets with ranch from Wendy's.

First, you place the nuggets onto the cheeseburger.
Second, you cover the nuggets in ranch.
Lastly, enjoy a small piece of heaven in your hands
by Colin Gasper September 1, 2008
mugGet the Crunk Burgermug.

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