Please be informed!

A short commanding expression spoken at the end of a speech that means: "Yeah, you heard what I said! That's the 411. If you didn't get it, too damn bad! I ain't gonna repeat myself and I ain't taking no questions!"

Ling Ling: "Blah blah blah blah....
blah blah blah blah....
such and such.....
so and so....
Please be informed!"

Lou Lou: "Can you repeat what you said before that such and such part?"

Ling Ling (thinking in her head): "Motherfucker, I gotta take a shit! I'm gettin' outta here. I ain't got time to answer this!"

by mnihnuht February 23, 2008

To be fresh off the plane on them Zaytiggys

To literally or metaphorically return with renewed energy and new plans after facing a sudden life-changing experience.

I just got kicked out of Marquette, but hopefully it is not too late to enroll at Butler University. Once I get accepted, I am going to be fresh off the plane on them Zaytiggys.

by Jethopper May 4, 2020

please be funny

When someone is consistently boring, and never seem to produce any entertainment. Theese people really need to get begged to be funny. You might often say the phrase "it's not funny anymore" or "it's not entertaining anymore" to. A document from the age of the roman empire has confirmed that they begged each other to be funny many times, as a part of their culture. The vikings read the ancient writings and decided to bring into their own culture. Scandinaians have carried this tradition and agony towards boring people to this day. An example of a person who needs to be begged of to be funny. Martin Luther wrote in his secret diary that was discovered in Funnyanymoreland- They're all begging me to show entertainment and to be funny. How can I make this stop, I'm desperate for a solution. Another way to confirm this, is some translated viking runes in the great cave of Baradennagång in south Sweden.

*boring person being boring*

-It's not funny anymore, entertainment has expired. I'm currently not entertained. If you try to be a comedian you wouldn't make it since you're not entertaining nor funny. Please be funny, I'm begging you to show me some kind of humor or entertainment

by BigPapa69420974 March 23, 2022

People really be out here

Saying something out loud that someone is doing that is displeasing or if something is displeasing

Person 1: *buys something for $2000*
Person 2: People really be out here buying expensive ass shit for no reason

Person 1: *gives opinion on something*
Person 2: People really be out here thinking I give a fuck

by Mydogtastegood November 21, 2019

Proud to be Fat

Overweight people that are too lazy to lose weight, so they eat away their lives and claim that they're happy to be overweight.

I'm proud to be fat because I'm not anorexic like everyone else that cares about themselves and exercises!

by Boo the Truth August 3, 2009

peace be the journey

Used in the movie Cool Runnings,,

definition: Today, I wish you peace in your journey, whatever you are doing.

PEACE B DA JURNEE BRUVA ☮
peace be the journey cuh♡

by villalmi23 October 25, 2020

Not Proud to be an American

The way one feels upon realization that the US court system may have put to death an innocent person.

Guy to his friend: "O man, this sucks."
Friend: "What happened?"
Guy: "Scientific evidence shows a man put to death in Texas in 2004 was really innocent."
Friend: "Wow dude, that makes me Not Proud to be an American."

by modern thinker September 24, 2011