Ape Toes

A person typically male, having extremely long toes, even finger like apendages on the end of thier feet. Many time the end toes (pinky or Big toe) are opposable. Usaully exremely hairy.

WOW! Look at his Ape Toes, Kink Kong must be his daddy. He could open a twist off with those things.

Dang, I never realized how much the Ape toes on that mooncricket gave him the jungility to slam that B-ball with his homies on 'da court.

by B_._Money_._Vise December 26, 2007

Ape Shit

Someone who goes completely "Ape Shit" over something means that someone goes completely crazy over this object, person, place or thing.

"Dude, did you SEE that?" said Brooke.
"No, what was it that you saw?" replied Brian.
"The Famous Butter just went completely APE SHIT on the mic!" said Brooke.

by ~ChickenHead~ July 8, 2010

Ape Cum

A very delicious drink, Sweet yet salty. Great for your heart and soul.

1: Jacey The Horse loves to drink ape cum
2: Jacey: Neighhh!! I would like a bottle of ape cum please."

by Steve Jackson23 January 17, 2010

shat ap

VERB: To tell a co-worker that they need to stop talking; derivative of "shut up" localized to Santa Barbara region of California

Kelly told me that "expiry" was a real word, so I told her to shat ap!

by daxterg November 19, 2007

Rock ape

A Member of the RAF Regiment. Dont ask why..its just what they are called. They rule though...

Dicker 1: Shit its the Rock apes!
Dicker 2: Oh well pull your pants down boys we are about to get gang fucked!

by Dickie Dixon August 13, 2005

tape ape

A low-level computer operator or systems administrator. So named for one of the customary duties of such a position, which was to start backups manually from the command line, switch tapes as needed, and monitor the backup for successful completion.

Storage Area Networks, RAID arrays, tape jukeboxes, and the like have largely rendered such jobs obsolete.

"I started out as a third-shift tape ape because I knew a few Unix commands and could use a shell prompt. Taught myself systems administration and programming while watching the tapes spin and now I'm a software developer."

by bikergeek April 19, 2013

ape tackler

A guy who always ends up with the ugliest girl out of a group of women.

(said to your bud after a long night) dude, that bitch was nasty, your such a fucking ape tackler.

by Sexier Joe April 28, 2007