August 28th

Space day. All lights shut off so that us humans can see the very thing we came from. If we can’t see it any other day, today is that day

“It’s August 28th! You know what that means? It’s space day, kim!”

by Brandonimo December 17, 2019

August 24

Kobe Bryant day. On this day every year people will celebrate the life of Kobe. He was one of the greatest basketball players ever

Guy:
Guess what today is

Guy 2:

What?!?!
Guy:
It Kobe day, that’s why I’m wear the basketball jersey, it’s August 24
Guy 2:

ILL GO GRAB MINE

by NzCoCoPoPs January 27, 2020

Angus handshake

For a man to perform an Angus handshake, he must begin by being on the bottom, in the 69 position with a woman. Just before ejaculation, the man tucks the woman's hair under his ass, preventing the woman from being able to remove her mouth from the man's penis. At the moment of ejaculation, the man squeezes out a good fart, and thrusts two fingers into the woman's ass. The glorious resulting gasp from having two fingers unexpectedly jammed in her ass causes a unique gagging on both semen and the vicious fart that accompanies it. The effect is compounded by the fact that she cannot remove her face from the area.

I wanted her to experience everything about me, so I gave her an Angus handshake

by Sven Weaks June 22, 2020

August 24th

National bad bitch day

If your friend was born august 24th tell her/him that there a bad bitch

by I'm a bad bitch October 27, 2020

august 11

slap your friend in the face day.

"oh it august 11"
" oh f**k"

by booky shlooky October 28, 2020

agust d

i-
ok if you looked up agust d then that means that...

either-

a.) you simp yoongi
b.) you simp yoongi

Min yoongi is the 2nd oldest member of BTS and his stage name is Suga yet he also has a stage name that is his alter ego named "agust d"

Agust D is Suga spelled backwards and the T and D comes from where he was born (Daegu Town)

fan: "mom, I love agust d"
mother: "I thought you loved Suga"
fan: "Mom, I do. I just love yoongi!"
mother: "I- who?"
fan : *precedes to blow up*
fan: "MOM. YOONGI IS SUGA AND AGUST D"
mother: *silence*

by 28diOrSl March 1, 2021

august 23rd

this day is the most important day of all bc it’s many people in the world birthday such as lil yatchy and others

here go some flowers mara it’s your birthday august 23rd

by maraaa July 26, 2021