Acting like an adult

Being anything but rose

I'm 30, and I don't work in a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.

by Sportysnake November 19, 2020

Adult

One who does grown up, sophisticated things such as wearing crocs, knitting, buy patio furniture, reading novels, and teaching students.

Wow, James is such an adult now that she has crocs!

by DMK22 February 20, 2021

Adultizer

A youth who pursues much older people sexually and romantically but only to play around with them with no real intention to take the relationship seriously.

At 14 she had dated a lot of men over twice her age and broken a few hearts. No one could deny she was a proper adultizer but oddly the men weren't mad at her for that.

by ApricotFields June 7, 2019

Adulting

Typically used by the neurodivergent community, refers to doing chores and other adult tasks when it would otherwise be difficult for one reason or another.

I just changed the sheets and blankets on my bed; I'm adulting today!

by maniacalcarnee October 9, 2025

adult Peyton

When you such shit out of someone’s ass unknowingly utilize you shit it out then someone eats it from yours.

Man I’m about to run an adult Peyton on this hamster

by The hampster September 16, 2023

Adult temper tantrum

When someone storms into the room and knocks over someone’s Eiffel Tower

The three of us were having a great time until mark stormed in and threw and adult temper tantrum

by Scooter scoots May 31, 2024

adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.

dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma March 23, 2014