absdullite

A person who gives hope or emotional support to someone, only to disappear when they’re most needed. Absence follows encouragement; betrayal follows belief.

He told me I could trust him, that he'd always be there... and then vanished. Total absdullite move.

by sharxn May 28, 2025

Absent School

A school that you go to whenever your regular school has a day off, and occasionally when you’re sick. It is mostly online

I’m attending absent school today since I don’t have school because of Election Day!

by mwehehrhehehe November 4, 2025

Absentune

Pronounced: Ab-sen-TOON/AB-sen-tyoon
Absentune — a non-sensory feeling of wrongness caused by perceived absence or misalignment, where no image, sound, thought, or cause can be identified.

Tom: Hey man, I'm feeling very absentune right now. Did something happen while I was gone?

Jimothy-boben the VI: I don't know, man. I'm feeling absentune right now too.

by nyxorgoescrazy December 22, 2025

cabby arsed

Slang for "can't be arsed," meaning "can't be bothered."

I was going to put up the new photos, but I cabby arsed right now.

by Open Face Surgery August 22, 2006

Broke-assed

Past of broke-ass

See broke-ass for Broke-assed

by V.Sylva May 11, 2012

Rat-Arsed

Extremely drunk, also used as a substitution for the word 'bothered'.

"Ah got so rat arsed last nigh' ah could barely see mah feet!"

"I'll talk to you before school tomorrow morning if I can be rat-arsed to get up on time."

by Canonboyo April 2, 2013

Cat-arsed

When your plan is slightly squashed but not going terribly wrong.

(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)

"I was going to Tainan this weekend but my plan got cat-arsed so I had to cancel it."
"Meow."

by Tom Joseph July 12, 2016