Fighting the rooster

When a male is masturbating for a long period of time that it makes him tired and or sore.

Man I was fighting the rooster last night. Now it hurts...

by AnderTheEnderWolf October 20, 2017

Rooster Thief

Cock smuggler.

I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler

by anonymous November 19, 2022

Procrastination Rooster

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, they have come home to roost.

It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with aht next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023

Rooster Pylon

When in the company of fellow Christians this is a polite way of saying “cock block.”

I agree, Jake is really being a rooster pylon every time you try to have a conversation with your future wife.

by Cire Tdnew October 19, 2023

Rooster

Your really rich prick of a friend

Ciaran is an absolute rooster

by Yeahfam July 19, 2017

Head Rooster

Hottest employee at KFC

Ken is the head rooster

by Kitty 312 April 29, 2023

Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!

I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!

by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021