crank a fatty

Basically, jerking off. Also known as masterbation, meat-beating, whacking off, rubbing it out, etc.

"U seen Joey?" Yea, I think he's in the bedroom tryna crank a fatty

by Sneakysithguy February 26, 2021

Fatty McButterpants

The guy at Walmart who’s cheeks don’t both fit on the scooter and in his basket.... three butterfingers, Cheetos, Doritos, Spam and deep fried Oreos.

If Tim doesn’t lay off of those Lando-Lakes candy bars he’s going to become Fatty McButterpants!

by BobRoss14 February 4, 2019

fattie lin

it’s something you say to somebody you know well, but it doesn’t necessarily mean anything

heyyyy fattie linnnn how’s it goinggg???FATTIE LIN come HERE!!!

by cookiesfordays September 2, 2021

fatty boombalaty

a fat blunt

man i just smoked a fatty boombalaty

by BaseStealer#28 July 6, 2021

fatty bumbatty

Fatty Bumbatty.
A word used to describe the biggest joint you've ever rolled

Hey brah I just rolled up a fatty bumbatty can you give me a hand smoking it please?

by HandyMan189 July 5, 2017

Squealin' a fatty

Taking a comically large dump.

I ate too much Chinese. I'm going to be squealin' a fatty here in a few minutes.

by Gregdoom May 12, 2016

Fatty Pack

A fanny pack for your hat. A small stash bag that wraps around the back of open back hats (e.g. snapback, strap back, velcro back, etc.)

1. I have a $20 Bill in my fatty pack incase we need cash on the beach.
2. I have our house key in my fatty pack.

by L-Horny July 3, 2023