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Callum

callum millar has a tremendously large penis that he uses to absolutely destroy all the ladies with the 13inch sub with the chivken ussooooo sandwich
dam blud callum is da goat/R.I.P bobby jones/jimmycenas
by jimmycenas July 9, 2023
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Dirty because he wanks 5 times a day and fucks teddy’s bears
Callum is too funny
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Callum Newberry

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man

Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand

Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand

Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman

Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man

Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Callum newberry needs ton pass his peepee.
by yeet mcgee/daddy February 15, 2019
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A teenage boy who obsessed over the morrisey, Courtney love and other problematic figures
Hey did you here he supports Kanye, such a callum
by Masculine turtle girl February 4, 2024
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Storm Callum is amazing and it is hitting Scotland
by Callum Mc cxx October 11, 2018
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The slowest human being ever. You ask him to play PUBG with you and he’ll tell you a long ass story before getting on. One word to define a Callum, spiky hair.
“He has spiky hair!”

Must be a Callum.”
by sloppywet May 8, 2020
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Callum Shannon

When ever you talk about about strog he says "aagggghghhghgh" he plays murder on my mind spotify playlist regularly. He loves to be strong as fuck. Hes very religous
by Callum Shannon22566 August 18, 2024
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