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Smooth Criminals

A smooth testicles and scrotum. This may be achieved various ways, but often involves scrotox.
The guy is so cute with his grey sweat pants and his smooth criminals.
by 5iQvaFRD5c March 31, 2024
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Smooth play

When a hidden message is so well hidden, it gets unnoticed by a lot of people
"Do you noticed the hidden sex joke on that movie? took me months to notice! Smooth play Pixar, smooth play"
by Anjing Gembala April 28, 2020
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smooth pie

The offering of accepting oral pleasure from a woman who has a completely shaven vagina
As I returned from a lengthy road trip, I was welcomed home with a smooth pie.

She was mad at me, but I knew she serving the smooth pie.
by Has A Lengthy beard June 3, 2019
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big smooths

best band/(?) shaved genetalia (?)/ from s.d. Not exactly sure about the name "big smooths", but i am sure that the guitar player/singer is the awesomest guy i know (and i'm not talking about the guy with the long hair)
Man 1: Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Man 2: Uh, ahem. I'm going to the only place where sweet people hang out, the Big Smooths concert!

Man 1: Dude, sweet!
by effyx March 22, 2010
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coolie smooth

A male person all the ladies want to connect with on clubs for various reasons.
Did u see coolie smooth at the dancefloor last night?

Yes, he told a chick to request a specific song from the dj, and when the dj put it on coolie smooth went outside for a smoke.

Damn, thats cold.
by Shitboy Lee July 19, 2018
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Silky smooth transition Mint

A man of great prowess.
Known for being able to smoothly merge and prolong conversations by adding a continuation in between.
MInty: Speaking of Black Mirror, what's the story with IM?

*Silky Smooth Transition Mint*
by Alfred Nevermind September 24, 2020
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Smooth Vagina

That weak shit was smooth vagina as hell
by Hokiepharm January 7, 2021
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