Smooth her salad

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.

Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016

Apopka Smooth Rock

The act of apply lotion to ones bum while taking a shit.

“Yeah man I tried an Apopka Smooth Rock last week, never been the same.”

by qqquota December 14, 2024

Smooth Dude

A slick, cool, or impressive masculine figure.

Man: “That guy Austin’s a smooth dude with smooth moves”

by Kevin Worldzowsken September 12, 2025

smooth skin mcgee

a sexist

smooth skin mcgee is evil

by Li´l child March 8, 2019

Roy Smooth Sounds

They produce music and sell headphones

I love listening to Roy Smooth Sounds

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Peanut Butter Smooth

To make a situation or a set of numbers as smooth as humanly possible, smoother even than a babies butt. This often results in ignoring the details and only looking at hot trends.

Jake, can you please review my costing spreadsheet, I know there’s errors in it but I need you to take a look at it and peanut butter smooth it over before you leave.

by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022

smooth moves

The actions of a smooth dude that contribute to his smoothness.

Man 1: "Hey check out that Austin over there"
Man 2: "Oh yeah, he's a smooth dude"
Man 1: "Yeah he's using his smooth moves on that chick"

by Kevin Worldzowsken September 22, 2025