Dog playing the flute

A dog playing the flute, a trick played on people to get them to look at interesting/weird things.

Oh hey look it’s a dog playing the flute.

No dude that is a dick.

by thickbugatti365#0766 discord October 30, 2020

Dog playing the flute

A dog playing the flute is a commonly used trick on people to get them to look at an interesting image.

Hey dude look it’s a dog playing the flute.
No dude that is a dick.

by thickbugatti365#0766 discord October 30, 2020

flute tech.

the housekeeper at tobey who loves to clean the pipes in the security office while he munches on some pepperoni and then proceeds to give her some baby gravy!

damn, flute tech. really knows how to clean my pipes. I couldn't even wait to give her some of my man chowder

by flute tech. February 06, 2009

penile flute

using a mans penis as a flute

i penile fluted that guy

by spliff.co.uk March 15, 2023

Twinkle Flute

When a woman performs oral sex on a man and controls the pitch of the mans moans by how hard she squeezes the mans testicles.

That chick twinkle fluted me so hard last night I sounded like Prince.

by BallZack6 October 29, 2011

Pants Flute

An alias for male genitalia.

"I'm back from practicing instruments."

"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."

by massive_schlong June 14, 2016

Champagne Flute

The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.

You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.

by Chavvvy June 22, 2018