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David

David: a penny pincher at heart. On the outside, he displays a real good looking guy who loves to hang out with people. But at heart, he doesn’t pay for shit. Every girlfriend he’s had complains that he doesn’t spend money on anyone but himself, and barely at that. He needs to end up on Extreme Cheapskates tbh.
Boy: Lets just get samples at the frozen yogurt bar for our date!
Girl: you’re being such a David.
by Eyeslipsface December 7, 2020
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The kid who thinks he's a gangster, a David usually wheres the weirdest "chill" clothes & and decides to wear his cap on backward while his unique hair spills out+ he loves to watch football. ( Many find him either super hot or a total screw up)
Girl 1: Do you want to date Dave
Annoying popular girl: Naw, are you kidding
Girl 1: Well, I guess he's ALL mine( DAVID)
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A person who will bother you yet he's still tolerable. David is funny and gets along with girls and guys. If you have a David don't let him go.
Girl: David you suck.
David: (Makes some stupid joke)
by A person named lil bill May 27, 2018
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A person named David is typically narcissistic. When a “David” has sex, they will position themselves in front of a mirror so that they can make eye contact with themselves. They are more interested in watching their own body in the act of intercourse than watching their partner. This in a way makes them feel like they are not having sex with a partner, but rather they feel like they are in fact fucking themselves- which give a “David” a great sense of pleasure.This person is also typically a Scorpio, tall, athletic, with well maintained facial hair and loves the Miami heat

They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
Person 1: man, that guy is a player!
Person 2: yeah, he’s a real David
by Pish.Posh September 28, 2019
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A dumb bitch that knows nothing about the real world and hides in his little priviledged house and plays videogames.
"Hey, have you seen David around?"
"That stupid fuck? God no."
by thedeadareamongus October 13, 2020
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david has ligma and he is bad at fortnite
by 21001 February 26, 2019
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The name of a very gay man. Loves men, and only men. Known for stealing men from women due to sheer masculine power, and his over-sized fanny pack. Likes to wear beanies because he is insecure about his hair. Switched to men cause he can't get girls.
Damn, that David stole my boyfriend
by DAVIDBLOVER445 November 27, 2019
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