A failed business proposal where customers get to pay to go on "cruises" which are driven by a man named Jose. These cruises allow the passengers to smoke as much weed as they want and venture to any place around the city that they desire.
Andy: Yo i just copped a zip, lets get a jose cruise and smoke the whole thing
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022
Get the Jose Cruisemug. That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!
by HansGreub3r November 4, 2015
Get the viking river cruisemug. by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
Get the booze cruisemug. Can we cruise ship it tonight?
by some other pseudonym January 19, 2016
Get the cruise ship itmug. When u get in the car and drive up and down mayfair road (aka "highway hundred)and go lookin for boys and get ice cream."
by Wayne from Ferrantes June 27, 2003
Get the cruise highway hundredmug. Slang for sunglasses, inspired by the iconic shades worn by Tom Cruise in his blockbuster films like "Mission Impossible 7: Dead Reckoning" (2023), "American Made" (2017), "Top Gun" (1986), and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022). These sunglasses symbolize style and coolness.
by Emotional Cruiser September 28, 2025
Get the cruisemug. by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024
Get the goon cruisingmug.