Cancer Bazooka

When someone takes on cancer like a fucking bad ass
"Dude,did you know that Trevor has Cancer?"

"Relax, he's a Cancer Bazooka"
by Chap-a-tron2000 April 07, 2015
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colon cancer

Bro Billy got colon cancer. What the hell is that. It’s cancer is the ass you shit
by Calamity’s Ruin August 15, 2021
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Jesticular Cancer

Cancer of the sense of humor. The sense of humor dies and the afflicted loses all ability to be funny. The only possible cure is a strong, regular dosage of hilarium
Brad: Yo, you wanna go hang with Tom?
Frank: Dude, I know I'm a dick, but he's just no fun since he got his Jesticular Cancer.
Brad: We should really cheer him up, though.
Frank: Fine. But we're getting ice cream after.
by Greg Brichton November 28, 2012
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pun cancer

A condition one receives upon hearing a really terrible pun.
"When i heard the comedian say a terrible pun, my pun cancer hurt."
by chellygel January 27, 2015
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Bum cancer

Cancer of the bum. Otherwise known as Colon cancer, or in general cases, any bum related injury. Piercing a bum cancer tumour can lead to potentially fatal bum AIDS.
Katie: I think I have bum cancer. My ass is bleeding.
Me: You do not have the bum cancer, you ass.

Katie: I hurt my ass:(
Me: What's that I hear? BUM CANCER?! You have bum cancer?! Ergh.
by Kirstylovesthebum January 12, 2008
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Cancer Burrito

A spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major shits. Cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. Symptoms of the cancer burrito include: massive shits, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.
Josh: Dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!
by FRISKET January 20, 2006
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bracket cancer

What you get when teams that you projected to go far in the NCAA tournament lose early on.
I got a bad case of bracket cancer after Vermont knocked off Syracuse.
by Hakim March 19, 2005
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