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Zombie Velociraptor

The horrifyingly undead version of the already deadly velociraptor with an even larger craving for flesh, nearly impossible to kill, and easily recognized by the overwhelming scent of rotting flesh and mammoth farts.

The only good thing about running into a zombie velociraptor, is that it will eat you slowly from foot to head. (but thats not good at all)

The only way to kill a zombie velociraptor was developed by Sir AhoyNateo during his studies in the land of BullShit.

He found the easiest way to kill a zombie velociraptor is with a flaming britany spears because they are highly flammable. nevermind bramble spear.
*Nate:* a flaming zombie running around sounds f$%king hilarious.

*Flaming Zombie Velociraptor:* rawr raor raor raor I'M ON FIRE, YO!
by Ninjaroxursox November 4, 2010
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Flying Zombie

A sex position in which one person is asleep (Therefore the Zombie) while the other person has vigorous sex until the "zombie" wakes up and jumps out of bed (Therefore the 'flying' effect.)
"Oh, yeah. I flying zombied that bitch last night."
by ChurchGirls101 November 29, 2007
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Zombie snob

Someone who likes the old zombie movies when zombies moved really slow and sluggish.
Hey man, wanna watch Zombieland tonight?

No thanks, I don't care for the new zombies that can run fast. I'm a zombie snob.
by sickness June 27, 2012
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Farmville Zombie

An extremely additcted farmville player who sends game requests but no longer is part of the facebook world. Usually will only speak of facebook sim-games and has an inability to make needed effort socially.
Friend 1: All I ever hear is farmville from him! What is it?
Friend 2: No! Don't try it. You'll end up so addicted that you'll be a farmville zombie!!
Friend 1: So thats why he never talks to us. :(
by Shadoe.Phoenix. March 3, 2011
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Bargain Zombie

A shopper in an mindless state of anticipation, having an unquenchable desire for mechandise on sale. Typically spotted in large masses converging in front of store entrances during late hours of the night prior to events such as Black Friday.
Look at all the Bargain Zombies flooding the store entrances, looks like a scene from Dawn of the Dead
by New Sky November 28, 2010
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punch the zombie

Josh had a long day at work. All he wanted to do was go punch the zombie and relax.
by dil3mma August 26, 2014
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Bungee Zombie

The fucker from Plants vs Zombies who steals your shit.
God Dammit! Bungee Zombie stole my damn plant! Can't have shit on the roof!
by Aubergine Dave May 7, 2021
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