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eat your ass with a spoon

When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.
*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"
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I TAPPED YOUR ASS THREE TIME IN ANY JEEP

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😱: I TAPPED YOUR ASS THREE TIME IN ANY JEEP
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
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Support for violence against someone; an indirect threat
Lucky you didn’t get your ass shot (Shot can be replaced by any other form of violence like stabbed, killed, dragged,etc)
by I_said_what_I_said September 3, 2018
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Picard your ass

Suggesting or imply through subliminal messages that one of your friends should get a kitten like Data from Star Trek the Next Generation until they finally ask you if they should get one without their significant other knowing and you reply with, “make it so.”
Molly said, “make it so” when her friend Erika asked if she should get a kitten without asking her husband Jake. Mike then told Jake that Molly, “Picard your ass
by Ok2cool September 27, 2021
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This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.
Someone: What are we going to do

You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum
by Daddybby November 14, 2019
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KELP YOUR ASS

To make someone’s ass so wet it remind you of underwater cabbage
I wanna kelp your ass so bad tonight” said Tom
by Deifiner111426 February 9, 2021
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