fucked your mom

often used by kids who play fortnite after you beat them in a game.
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Tell Your Mom!

1. An expression used when a friend, enemy, or otherwise annoying person is complaining about something terribly unimportant, asinine, or infantile.

2. A phrase used in place of the popular expression "Burn!" made famous by That 70's Show. (Used mostly when the burnee can't take a joke and they're visibly upset. Much more enjoyable to say if they're offended. This saying is often situational.)

3. An expression used anytime you yourself outdoes someone else- i.e., video games, sports, living, etc.
Them: "Fuck! Fuck! I broke my shoelace! and to top it off, man, I got mud on my pants!! (continues complaining)

You: "And you think I care?" "If you want sympathy tell your mom!"

or

Them: "Dude, I just totally balled that guy on the court."

You: I always knew you liked dudes,

Them: Fuck you, man! I'm not gay!

You: Tell your mom!

or

You: "Oh my God, did you just see that!?" "Tell your mom!"
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fuckin your mom

guy: hey Chris

Chris: what

guy: I was fuckin your mom last night she loved
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Your mom gay

Person 1: Your mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: your daddy faggy
Person 2: your sister mister
Person 1: your grandpappy trappy
Person 2: your family tree LGBT

Person 3: your Ancestors Incestors

*Person 1 & 2 dies*

*person 3 continues watching rick n morty*
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your moms cock

the biggest/longest cock you'll ever see! if you think youre, after you see this you won't be. Trust me is fucking hot
dude your moms cock made me cum like 20 times in one minute! so satisfied ;-)
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Your Mom Ali-A

Friend: Ur Mum Gae Lmao

You : Your Mom Ali-A

Friend: I Am Dead!
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Doing Your Mom

When your friend FUCKS your Mom
When your friend Has sex with your Mom
D D Doing Your Mom
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