by c.adkinson January 18, 2017
The best and most recognizable sports franchise ever created throughout the world. With 27 world championships, the Yankees have the most championship wins and playoff appearances not only in Major League Baseball, but in the entire world. The Yankees have had the greatest baseball players to ever step foot on this planet play for them. The Yankees rival is the Boston Red Sox. Red Sox fans are known to bitch and whine about how much money the Yankees have and how some players have used steroids. Their money is earned from being solid throughout the years, not because the Yankees are corporate bastards who have millions of dollars to blow. Apparently, Red Sox fans are fucking blind to the Yankees' past and think that one loss will make a team suck. In short, the Yankees are the best organization of professional sports players ever assembled who shit on pitiful Red Sox fans that are blind and can't see success.
Red Sox Fan - "NEW YORK YANKEES SUCK! RED SOX FUCKING OWN, WOOOOO!"
Yankees Fan - "Shut the fuck up and cry over our 27 Championships."
Yankees Fan - "Shut the fuck up and cry over our 27 Championships."
by PrecisionBassPaul October 11, 2010
a good team even though i love the red sox i've learned that yes the yankees are a good team but like i said i love the red sox
by GRant gosselin January 10, 2008
Sexual act wherein a girl is giving a guy a hand job while another guy throws bagels at her. Once the first male ejaculates, the girl must take a bagel, put the man's semen on it and eat it.
by steve beekins November 21, 2006
The practice of whooping, screeching and shouting like a fucking retard at any concert, show, gig, sporting event or whatever, usually accompanied by much air-punching, stupid hand gestures and acting like a retarded American teenage cunt with stupid parents and an MTV fixation.
by Jerry Winston September 09, 2003
by Johnny O August 24, 2004