To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....
The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.
The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.
This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!
by Noodlesticks McGrew January 6, 2014

by 🇮🇪Irish potato stew🍀 September 11, 2018

An Individual that is easily fooled by others and doesn’t read small print.
An Individual that says, “Really?” after someone tells something obviously not true only to be greeted with a blank stare and then a very loud laugh.
An individual who tempts further exploitation by others
An Individual that says, “Really?” after someone tells something obviously not true only to be greeted with a blank stare and then a very loud laugh.
An individual who tempts further exploitation by others
"Hey that guy over there thinks he just bought a round of drinks but I just took out a mortgage in his name"… "oh my god what a Willy Dart"
Doorman says “free drinks in the strip club” to and individual “Really” replies the individual and skips in to the club. The doormen turn to one another and say what a Willy Dart.
Guy gets mugged at gun point and as the mugger runs of with his wallet he shout for the mugger to return as he forgot to take his phone. Police report states the victim was a stereo typical Willy Dart.
Doorman says “free drinks in the strip club” to and individual “Really” replies the individual and skips in to the club. The doormen turn to one another and say what a Willy Dart.
Guy gets mugged at gun point and as the mugger runs of with his wallet he shout for the mugger to return as he forgot to take his phone. Police report states the victim was a stereo typical Willy Dart.
by Polish Pycho Stripper July 19, 2017

Man 1: Hey i heard you fucked Martha last night!
Man 2: Yeah but in the middle of it she gave me a wiggly willy...
Man 2: Yeah but in the middle of it she gave me a wiggly willy...
by DannyTheScoob April 10, 2017

The act of poking a poo covered finger into the facial orifice of another person causing immediate smell shock.
My ear smells horrible and I am in a state of shock because Billy gave me a tainted willy last night.
by candy ass124 January 19, 2010

by Hymensmasher June 23, 2018

by the 5 footer October 25, 2020
