Willy Sock

To keep your willy warm on those intimate nights with those one night stand slappers.

My dad asked me if he could borrow a willy sock as him and my mother wanted to naked hug.

by Willy sock maker March 5, 2010

Willy Whiffer

either
{N}: Someone with massive smeg problems which you can smell from 3-4 metres away.

or

{Adj}:A Gay/bent man who goes around eating smeg, usually spooning aswell.

Person 1 "Hey duuuude, whats that smell, man?!"
Willy Whiffer "Ummm... probs cottage cheese, in, like the refrigorator or some shit like that"

Gossiper 1 " Hey, norman is acting a bit funny today"
Gossiper 2 "Yeah man, do you think he is a Willy Whiffer?"
Gossiper 3 "For show!"

by Peregrinius V January 23, 2011

Willy Talk

Those akward moments when your peeing in the urinal, and the guy next to you starts talking.

Friend: "Yeah, it was super akward. The guy next to me tried to willy talk.
You: "Cool."

by ABiGuy June 16, 2022

Willy wobbler

British lad that wears grey tracksuit bottoms pulled down to his knees

Chav walks in .
Me: hew look a that willy wobbler

by Chavland101 November 9, 2019

Willy Slap

To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....

The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.

This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!

by Noodlesticks McGrew January 6, 2014

Tilly willy

A fat slag spoiler who spoils tv programmes to everyone. She will most likely get slapped up.

Omg I can’t believe you told what happened!! What a tilly willy ill shank ya !!

by Peterfile June 10, 2020

waxy willy

It’s like a wet Willy except from your ear to another’s mouth.

Wet willy’s Are for pussies, taste my waxy willy.

by Hymensmasher June 23, 2018