Allen is a middle-aged man who has a dent on their head. They also are dumb and stupid. They also are a rude person to many
by Chanel Perkins September 18, 2022

Allen a basic name for a not so basic guy that has an answer to almost everything and has multiple talents but still knows how to have a really good time. Can we the life of the party, and really good in bed
by Nel&b November 22, 2023

a god among men. Looks like he was carved from a block of titanium by Prometheus himself. Creates a following of devoted acolytes with a mere gaze, a male medusa. Both dominant and subservient to his women. creates a balance so perfect they cant help but always come back. The incarnation of an aphrodisiac.
by Parthurnax November 23, 2021

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

A Sylvia Allen is when you rub your nose through someone’s pubes and sniff around like you’re in a magical enchanted forest looking for smurfs.
by Dan Hauser January 9, 2020

Steve Allen, stoke on Trent. An old cancer riddled guy ~ prays on vulnerable young girls, violates, manipulates and controls females and their children. Has more diseases than the Potteries sewers.
by fireyfire111 May 16, 2023
