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Allen

Allen is a middle-aged man who has a dent on their head. They also are dumb and stupid. They also are a rude person to many
Omg, that Allen was so rude!
by Chanel Perkins September 18, 2022
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Allen

Allen a basic name for a not so basic guy that has an answer to almost everything and has multiple talents but still knows how to have a really good time. Can we the life of the party, and really good in bed
Damn Allen where’d you learn that?
by Nel&b November 22, 2023
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Allen

a god among men. Looks like he was carved from a block of titanium by Prometheus himself. Creates a following of devoted acolytes with a mere gaze, a male medusa. Both dominant and subservient to his women. creates a balance so perfect they cant help but always come back. The incarnation of an aphrodisiac.
Acolyte: Yo, that's Allen...
Everyone: Omfg... I already came
by Parthurnax November 23, 2021
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Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"
by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022
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Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019
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sylvia allen

A Sylvia Allen is when you rub your nose through someone’s pubes and sniff around like you’re in a magical enchanted forest looking for smurfs.
Jade has a full natural Bush, perfect for a good Sylvia Allen
by Dan Hauser January 9, 2020
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Steve Allen Stoke

Steve Allen, stoke on Trent. An old cancer riddled guy ~ prays on vulnerable young girls, violates, manipulates and controls females and their children. Has more diseases than the Potteries sewers.
by fireyfire111 May 16, 2023
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