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mother in law

an old wrinkly woman who hates you and knows that you're banging her daughter
My mother in law stabbed at my longfellow with a three pronged fork.
by Muu August 30, 2004
mugGet the mother in lawmug.

out-laws

Former in-laws. After a divorce, your spouse's family are no longer your in-laws, they are your out-laws.
"I'm still on good terms with my out-laws." "My mother-out-law is a real sweet woman. She even sent me a Mother's Day card!" "My out-laws are in town so they stopped by my house to visit their grandchildren."
by JacDod June 12, 2011
mugGet the out-lawsmug.

peter in law

When to males have sex with the same person, they become Peter In Laws.
No shit? You banged her too?! That makes us Peter In Laws!
by bottoz September 28, 2004
mugGet the peter in lawmug.

Amanda's Law

It doesn't matter what other people say. What you say is right. What you believe it to be is how it is. Anything else is far from the truth.
You: I was home all night.

Me: No you worn't you were out with your friends. Your a liar. It's Amanda's Law.
by the_infamous_god July 7, 2011
mugGet the Amanda's Lawmug.

call the law

Used by elder southern folks meaning “to call the police”.
“I’m gonna call the law on your ass
by N0 0n3 November 23, 2017
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Rowley's Law

Simply put, Rowley's law states that 8 out of 10 people are idiots or morons. There may be others who have tried to pen similar laws, but Rowley of the M Lounge was the first to describe this phenomena in detail and his older posts describe this to a T. In the most basic terms, you can say the 8 out of 10 rule applies whenever you see someone behaving like a moron (which is often).
That guy Lee just shit his shorts, he must be in the 8 out of 10. That is Rowley's law in its simplest form.
by ccght67 August 16, 2010
mugGet the Rowley's Lawmug.

brewins law

When you do what you want regardless of what anyone else thinks.
Man: I don’t want to go to work anymore

Wife: but we need money to eat
Man: fuck you I call brewins law so it don’t matter what you think
by Sniper Smurf February 17, 2018
mugGet the brewins lawmug.

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