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can of whoop ass

A US Air Force cargo plane fully loaded with combat equipped US Army Paratroopers - Some of the nations most unequivocally certified bad ass motherfuckers - on their way to a real world, or simulated airborne insertion.

When those Paratroop Doors open over what ever third world shit-pile they've been dispensed to, and that jump caution light turns green all manners of whoop-ass will assuredly commence on the ground below.

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You see that C17 Globemaster out there on the tarmac son? That Aircraft can hold 102 combat equipped paratroopers. When the President picks up the red phone and dials, they can have that can of whoop ass in the air smokin, headed anywhere in the World in 18 hours or less.
by ABN_PMPN505 June 21, 2011
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whoop chicken

Larry - "Hey dude where's Steve at, I haven't seen him at work in a couple of days."
Jerry - "Steve? I think he's gacked up on whoop chicken somewhere. He'll be back"
by Chingchangchung September 30, 2013
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Whoop Dat Trick

When yo bitch or yo woman gits outta line and you need to whoop dat bitch back in line so she stop aktin like a gah damn chicken head
"Shanaynay you best stop trippin you stupid ass trick, im only wif choo, i aint wif no otha woman, you is da only one fo me, best stop aktin all dumb n shit befo i hasta Whoop Dat Trick"
by Micheal Sheffield March 11, 2008
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whoop pussy

This is a term used for when the girl has the nasty, rotten, dirty, blistery, gunky, tilted sided, moldy bumps with the yellow gunk oozin' out the tip of the fresh cut blistery bumps until the pouch erupts leading to crusty bumps, so crusty and dirty that the whole sack explods and bursts with fluids shooting out like a fire hydrant out her tilted orgasm.
JONATHAN: "Mmm girls, Ya'll lookin mighty fine this evening...how bout lettin me know if ya'll got da ready or dem naassty whoop pussys"
GINA AND BETH: "naw naw naw...we aint got no whoop pussys... we got dem ready, clean, purfect, procked and shaved pussys"
by Brandon Wright July 14, 2006
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Whampy

Verb, Pronoun, Adjective: Anything masculine, strong, large, and/or believed to be part of the male way of life. Opposite of wimpy.
The 6' 5" 295 lbs. lineman that threw the car across the road is whampy.
The 5.7 liter V8 in this years Corvette sounds pretty whampy.
by Craig Coombs October 3, 2006
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Whomplash

When one receives whiplash as a result of dancing to Dubstep.
"Dude, I am totally suffering from whomplash"
by Intimate Itching April 2, 2012
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whompuss cat

A tree dwelling wook that hails from the Russell Fork River.
Don't trust a Whompuss Cat with your stuff he will lose it.
by Uncle Grimpuss March 23, 2016
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