Low Income White Girl Eyes is defined as...
A white girl with low-income eyes will stare at you with dull, vacant, soulless eyes and expect you to know that they like you. Oh, and they're kinda crazy. That's an understatement btw.
Why did the white girl with low-income eyes stare at the menu for 10 minutes?
Because she was mentally adding up her total with tax before committing to the side of fries.
Why does the white girl with low-income eyes love thrift stores?
Because it's the only place where she can buy "vintage" and "necessary" at the same time!
A white girl with low-income eyes will stare at you with dull, vacant, soulless eyes and expect you to know that they like you. Oh, and they're kinda crazy. That's an understatement btw.
Why did the white girl with low-income eyes stare at the menu for 10 minutes?
Because she was mentally adding up her total with tax before committing to the side of fries.
Why does the white girl with low-income eyes love thrift stores?
Because it's the only place where she can buy "vintage" and "necessary" at the same time!
by Fentjamin Master February 7, 2025

by logan paulllllllllllll January 15, 2018

When a white girl is overly friendly to a member of a minority group in public, usually in front of their friends or some other in-group, to avoid the accusation that she is sheltered or discriminatory. A specific form of virtue signalling and/or being fake. This is different from being genuinely nice because the point is for other people to see them. Usually happens in wealthy liberal cities
*Black girl sits alone at lunch in a majority white school. White girl walks up to her*
White girl with friends nearby: "Hiiii! You seem super nice. You should add me on facebook."
*White girl walks away, black girl is still alone*
Black girl: "I wish she actually sat with me instead of being white girl nice"
White girl with friends nearby: "Hiiii! You seem super nice. You should add me on facebook."
*White girl walks away, black girl is still alone*
Black girl: "I wish she actually sat with me instead of being white girl nice"
by damnpeggy March 24, 2021

A syndrome in which cisgender men are only attracted to white girls typically found in college bars with crop tops, skinny jeans, and air force 1’s.
Identifiable by their clumpy mascara, a fake tan, and bleached hair.
Identifiable by their clumpy mascara, a fake tan, and bleached hair.
guy 1: Bro look at this girl on instagram. She is exactly my type.
guy 2: Yeah bro, of course she’s your type. You got white girl syndrome.
guy 2: Yeah bro, of course she’s your type. You got white girl syndrome.
by suzmae January 29, 2022

by anonymous November 27, 2021

When an individual gets so intoxicated they fu*k around and find out till there's no more find outs to fu*k around and find out with
Karen got drunk last night, and thought she was the mfkn golden gloves champ 3 years in a row or something, bc be punched this dude and was surprised when he white girl wasted her mfkn ass and she was waking up on the bar floor looking like who farted.
by That.Gameboy May 24, 2024

September 14 - A day dedicated to celebrating and appreciating the contributions and accomplishments of straight white girls.
by depressedflowervase September 13, 2023
