whatever rocks your cock

A synonym to "whatever floats your boat" used by the common faggots known as "road men"

Oi Jim what shall I do with Fatima tonight blad. "Whatever rocks your cock" fam

by IAmBeeJ August 2, 2016

A Whatever the fuck

A strange creature that you have no idea even existed until it claims your life.

Player: I got killed by a whatever the fuck in deeeep.io! Now I'm filled with sadness and having a depressive episode!

Dude 1: Bro I was playing Minecraft right
Dude 2: Yea?
Dude 1: And this whatever the fuck just blew up my entire base!
Dude 2: Damn bro. That sucks, but I never asked.

by Marshado June 27, 2021

whatever fucks your duck

To do whatever you want.

Yeah mate whatever fucks your duck.

by Dukfuker101 January 15, 2017

whatever

fuck you but polite and non-vulgar

mom: youre always on that phone
me: whatever

by Xeries August 22, 2024

whatever flicks your bean

Alternative form of whatever floats your boat.

First coined by xavier in reference to barren society weinbergs name swap.

Xavier - ”whatever flicks your bean, society”

by ShowboatingSnakeCharmer September 27, 2023

Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo

Well my name is skyler white yo….

My husband is Walter white yo…
Uh hu…

Mrs.white:hey you!
Jessie:Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo.

by Gtagamer1000000 September 20, 2022

Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024