This small town, named after a mailman in the late 16th century, is located in oregon. It's a stuck up town of goody tooshoos rich fuckers and stoners who drive trucks. we have a costco, and a thriftway. it has been known to sell rotten watermelon to unsuspecting students who attend the local university, university of willyville. or, U-DUB for short.
the local hangout spot is the parking lot inbetween tacobell and wendys. it is a magical spot filled with magic and wonder. and weed.
its all about the weed. no insano hardcore drugs. just weed. and some alcoholics... but mostly weed.
it has been known to have some "dank ass shit" in wilsonville. the locals will all agree.
there is an old insanasylum which has been abandoned and is now being converted into housing. local school age children priviously explored in damish and had some sweet times. now all they have, since the renovation of damish, is to go check out the "hobo shack" and the dead body which is found alongside a creekbed in the sketchier side of town. the hobo shack is pretty skecth too, but has less dead bodies. mostly hobos. which don't count as people.
wilsonville is a bit of a shithole. there isnt much to do. but you can drive places and its pretty awesome. or just get baked. or get drunk. we know how to do it in wilsonville
the local hangout spot is the parking lot inbetween tacobell and wendys. it is a magical spot filled with magic and wonder. and weed.
its all about the weed. no insano hardcore drugs. just weed. and some alcoholics... but mostly weed.
it has been known to have some "dank ass shit" in wilsonville. the locals will all agree.
there is an old insanasylum which has been abandoned and is now being converted into housing. local school age children priviously explored in damish and had some sweet times. now all they have, since the renovation of damish, is to go check out the "hobo shack" and the dead body which is found alongside a creekbed in the sketchier side of town. the hobo shack is pretty skecth too, but has less dead bodies. mostly hobos. which don't count as people.
wilsonville is a bit of a shithole. there isnt much to do. but you can drive places and its pretty awesome. or just get baked. or get drunk. we know how to do it in wilsonville
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