Uber Waiting Face

A particular look of confusion and impatience when someone is waiting curbside for their Uber or Lyft and they start to approach your car even though you’re not an Uber.

e.g. If you’re driving any car typically associated with an Uber or Lyft (Dark Prius etc) you will get the Uber Waiting Face. The ride seeker will give you the look and then start to approach your car.

by noticer27 July 31, 2019

Darby Whiting

The most clapped person you'll ever meet.

Paul: Have you met Darby Whiting?
Shane: Yeah he's fucking clapped as.

by Kim Jong Un xxx July 31, 2019

Windshield Wetting

The act of participating in oral with a girl wearing glasses and getting cum on them

“She forgot to take her glasses off and I wet her windshield”
“Windshield wetting”

by Hinake UH August 5, 2019

Abstract Writing Party

An informally constituted social gathering for over-educated individuals academically channeling their 'party-animal' impulse through composition of a précis of their formal scientific endeavors.

We're having an abstract writing party tomorrow night at xyz's house.

by Veisalgia November 21, 2019

Pussy whiting

When you Ejaculate so much you make a girls vagina White.

Hey bro she was so tight i gave her the old pussy whiting

by Timskingdomrigh December 16, 2019

Towel waiting

When a sexual act is completed and the bottom is waiting for a towel to clean up the cum on their body

"Can you hurry up? I'm tired of towel waiting already."

I was towel waiting last night for over ten minutes because he wanted to wash his penis first.

by Myfunwordsusedalot July 5, 2021

Hans Waiting

Waiting for a friend that is currently having intercourse with someone and bcs ur his/her friend you dont bail on him/her. You simply Hans Wait the uncofortably akward moment while trying not to imagine whats currently happining in the other room.

Mark: Why aren't you in your room dude?
Dude: Bro Iam Hans Waiting here like a fucking idiot bcs my roommate has a bitch over

by Jachym Jezdec August 31, 2021