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Fair weather fag

People who don’t like anything but warm weather year round. They don’t care for seasons. They complain that it’s too cold when it’s 65 degrees or below and cringe at the sight of snow. People who have bad arthritis and very old people don’t count.
That lady from Scottsdale over there is complaining it’s too cold... but it’s only 65 degrees outside... she’s a fair weather fag.
by Sven Svenhardt April 2, 2020
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Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear

"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
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Fair-Weather Fan

Fans of the American rock band Falling In Reverse. Band members are lead vocalist Ronnie Radke, lead bassist Max Green, backing guitarist Ron Ficarro, rhythm guitarist Derek Jones and drummer Ryan Seaman.
I love Falling in Reverse, all my friends and I are Fair-Weather Fans.
by kit10_cx May 3, 2016
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bad weather bimbo

someone stupid enough to let you invite them over (usually for sex) when the weather is about to turn so bad that travel will become restricted or impossible. Typically used by misogynists and/or fuck bois.
Looks like we’re gonna be snowed in for a few days! Glad I got a bad weather bimbo on hand to keep me company.
My bad weather bimbo was a bust! She’s good in bed but a disgusting slob everywhere else!
by AquaNovus January 16, 2024
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weatherical

relating to the weather
The test had weatherical questions on it.
by jonny December 3, 2002
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Queen Weather

commonly known as weather that is fit for a queen. Also associated with things or people of queen status, something or someone that is amazing.

Other commonly used terms
King weather: masculine version
Jester weather: someone or something that is dumb or silly
omg, thank you for buying me a drink! That’s so queen weather of you.
by Potatolady December 12, 2021
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Big Weather

When you are with the boys and you see some curvy chicks and you cant call them thicc or they will hear you so you tell your friends "Big Weather" to indicate that there is a fat ass within the area.
Ayy yo bro, thats some Big Weather, multiple storms inbound- if it is plural
by frostyalex3 July 15, 2019
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