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Weapon of Ass Destruction

Anything from Taco Bell that will send you to the restroom and cause you to take a violent shit.
“Man that 7 Layer Burrito at Taco Bell is a Weapon of Ass Destruction!!”
by MrWigglyDick May 9, 2022
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Weaponize Preferences

(1)
When women for weaponize your personal preference when it comes to relationships just to make a personal attack

(2)

Criticizing a man for having preferences that conform to society's Beauty standard
Me

"I only like dark skin chicks"
She
"Empowerment you're a true brother"

Me
"I only like light skin chicks"

She
"You hate yourself and your mother"

Me
STOP WEAPONIZE PREFERENCES!
by EmJayee April 26, 2019
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Weaponizing

I mean you're actively weaponizing the performative withholding of actionable of information in the form of imposed schizophrenia.
Guy "Right but we're weaponizing it so that you have to work as hard as I feel that people (generally) should have to work to do the things you're trying to or want to or need do."

Hym "And at the same time you're scheduling women to come fuck this retard... So that he doesn't need to actually go through the dating process that you're trying to force me to engage in... And you're acting keeping away women who express any interest... with literal schedule changes.... Because you don't like that Satan stuff... Ok... You seem like rational people who can actually be spoken to and trusted to arbitrate my fate... So... Arbitrate my fate... Is it death by brain infection? It's looking like death by brain infection... Actually a woman came up to me the other day (Because everyone know who I am) and said 'She had a tooth infection' with a dead-eyed grin and she didn't say it because it was an actual thing she was going through; she said it because she knew that I was going through it and that there is nothing I can do about it. I'm being performatively disempowered in a situation where my problems could be fixed immediately... As a matter of deliberate effort... Because I did a thing you don't actually have the balls to threaten or kill me over... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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less-lethal weapons

Rubber bullets, beanbag rounds, stun grenades and other projectiles fired by police at unarmed and non-violent American citizens. Such weapons can produce serious injury, permanent disability and death.
An 18-year-old man, struck in the head by one of the less-lethal weapons, suffered massive injuries. 'You could look down into the wound and see fractured skull fragments', said the EMT. Rubber bullets, fired by police from military grenade launchers, can cause internal bleeding, nerve damage and permanent injury to vital organs.
by Monkey's Dad June 13, 2020
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flesh weapon

The male penis, genitalia, package, tool, wood, pecker, package, man meat, etc.
We were having a good roll in the sheets, then I came in from the flank and hit her hard with the flesh weapon... It was great!
by Judd B. Brown December 21, 2008
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Weaponized incompetence

Something your dad accuses you of when he has to go get off his ass and do something for once in his goddamn life that someone else is not good at
Person 1: Can you make noodles? Last time I tried I burned myself.
Person 2: Goddman. Weaponized Incompetence
Person 1: ok bud
by raccoonthemobboss May 9, 2024
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Academic Weapon

Lauren is another term for academic weapon in Kentucky
Bro did you see that Lauren in the front of the class being an academic weapon. Absolute legend.
by Tiger612 September 15, 2023
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