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Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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he's got a weapon

When an young African American man gets sent back to the lobby by cops for stinkin up the street.
Nigger: *walking* I hope I don't get shot!
Cop: HE'S GOT A WEAPON! *gunshots*
by Ston3rBon3rpart2 May 12, 2023
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Weapon master2005

He is a very cool YouTuber and kind of famous in my opinion. He is a YouTuber with a big and open personality. He also edits his videos amazingly.
Hey! Did you see weapon master2005's channel?
by Why is all names taken? December 15, 2018
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Assault Weapon

Any man made or naturally occurring object that can be used to inflict serious bodily harm or death on another living being.
In 2018 the newest Assault Weapon ban to be introduced is Great Britton's ban on all knives.

In other news a man used a rented utility truck as an Assault Weapon when he drove it up on to a crowed sidewalk and ran down eighteen people.

Sales of acid are now limited to those with commercial licenses in Paris France after the caustic liquid started being turned into a terrorists Assault Weapon and thrown in the faces of unsuspecting victims.

A man used his hands as Assault Weapons when he brutally beat his girlfriends three year old daughter to death in Cincinnati last weekend. Claims the child kept annoying him with requests for food and water.
by NitreBlue May 30, 2018
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weapon

wHAT a weapon!
by dumbmophead June 5, 2018
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A Right Near Weapon

someone so extraordinary that they need to be examined in some underground highly classified facility

For example someone who plays a 5-back in online competitive Fifa Ultimate Team
or

Someone who eats Peanut butter alone on toast
Just faced a guy in the weekend league and his team had 5 defenders ... That guy is a Right Near Weapon
by Jonathan Ojong September 2, 2022
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Ben the weapon

It says it all the in the title (and on the end of his 5ft nob). He's a weapon
Is that? NO WAY! that 40 year old is with Ben the weapon
by ManagerMan May 9, 2022
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