Wastedcorpse

A hot sexy RuneScape player who is immensly sexy. He/she causes people to combust into fire if they smell funny.

Wastedcorpse is teh sexy, lykomgl0l.

by ElliotCalvert August 18, 2006

Wasted Dick

The condition of a male waking up in the morning with the perfect ability to have sex (having a good erection), but his partner has already awoken and dressed or left for work, thus leaving him sexually stranded.

John, in a mid-morning phone call to his girlfriend, Suzie: I was disappointed that you left early for work this morning, because when I woke up, I had a perfect erection for love making. I guess it's just another episode of "wasted dick".

by Mr. Sammm August 16, 2011

dirty-wasted

When someone gets ridiculously wasted (high, drunk, etc.), so much so that they look disgusting and not at all like they are having fun. Usually they wind up looking dirty, greasy, possibly lecherous or like they just got out of a coma (eyes rolling back, etc.).

I'm kind of worried--Keith isn't just wasted, he's dirty-wasted. I'm not sure if he even knows where he is and he looks like shit.

by Krista S.P. December 14, 2008

White Girl Wasted

Getting drunk on Starbucks Coffee

I'm gonna get White Girl Wasted!

by Hondipo September 14, 2018

wasted

see word bombed

by DarkNova December 8, 2001

Wasted

1. To have been 'done' the night before
2. To have had a hangover on the previous night
3. Lowlife, peasant, or scum

1. "Yo!, why is Sally so wasted
"Cause' I did that 'cunt last night, u spic"

2. "I'm so wasted from last night's party, I would suck a dick for a bag of Doritos"

3. "That bum is so wasted"

by princeofdarkness March 23, 2008

Paddy wasted

Being sufficiently drunk on St. Patrick's Day.

Yo, kid, let's go to the parade in Southie and get Paddy wasted!

by DrunkenWench June 21, 2012